shrinkage
Shrinkage At a friend's, it's scotching hot, we have ladies, I am invested in landing one, we have a pool, we all take a swim. I can't swim so I am on the shallow side, it's okay, it's not embarrassing, some of the ladies are lingering on my side, I am counting three, they also can't swim, I am cool. Some of the gents are flexing, back flipping and butterfly strokes, deep dives and touching the base of the pool, can't lie I wish I could do that, I am envious but my jealousy is contained, what I would do to swim coast to coast but I'm a scared little bitch so the shallow side is where I am confined. It's okay, it's not a trainsmash, after all we all in the same water. We vibing, we having fun, we play a watergame, water volleyball, it's 4 a side, my team loses but it's okay, we were up against a team of professional swimmers while I was the captain of a team that can't swim for shit! Fatigue sets in and I get out of the poo...