shrinkage

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Shrinkage

At a friend's, it's scotching hot, we have ladies, I am invested in landing one, we have a pool, we all take a swim. I can't swim so I am on the shallow side, it's okay, it's not embarrassing, some of the ladies are lingering on my side, I am counting three, they also can't swim, I am cool. Some of the gents are flexing, back flipping and butterfly strokes, deep dives and touching the base of the pool, can't lie I wish I could do that, I am envious but my jealousy is contained, what I would do to swim coast to coast but I'm a scared little bitch so the shallow side is where I am confined. It's okay, it's not a trainsmash, after all we all in the same water. We vibing, we having fun, we play a watergame, water volleyball, it's 4 a side, my team loses but it's okay, we were up against a team of professional swimmers while I was the captain of a team that can't swim for shit! Fatigue sets in and I get out of the pool, the sun is also setting so everybody gets out, a moment is spent sunbathing while I go take a shower. When I am done I go into a room where my clothes are, strip naked and suddenly the door swings wide open, idiot stupid girl doesn't knock, I am exposed and my Johnson has shrank, it's like a raisin, It's understandable, I just took a swim, my body temperature is cold, Mr. Johnson was tucked in, a simple phenomena, it's called shrinkage, it's not a true representation of what I am usually like, it's shrinkage, I am not well hung but I am better than this, this is shrinkage. She took one look, laughed a bit, apologized and exited the room. Oh crap! All the girls are about to know about my Johnson and I doubt it will be in a flattering light, but they don't understand it's shrinkage! I am better than this, I am better than average, this is shrinkage, I just took a swim, don't laugh, it's shrinkage! Never swimming again because of shrinkage!



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