Six inches works

Six inches works

Six inches works,

It goes deep enough,

Won't touch the base of the ocean,

But it's enough to induce some screams.

Six inches works,

More is better,

But six is all I got.

Won't send her to the emergency room

But it's enough to make her drip.

Six inches works, 

Sure, 

I am not Superman or Batman at the least. 

I'll take Robin, 

He also fights crime and gets the plaudits with the Teen Titans. 

Six inches works, 

It's the worldwide standard, 

Ridiculous to compare myself with God. 

Six inches works, 

Not well hung, 

But sometimes in the summer it drops. 

Winter is the real enemy. 

Six inches works,

Sauce concentrated.

See conclusive results in 9 months.

Will give you Aids,

If that's your thing.

Six inches works,

It's comfortable and portable.

Add fourplay and it gets the job done!