Liquor and poor judgment
Liquor & Poor Judgment
I could get my way with liquor and poor judgment, sure she's hot and my chances with her are slim but what if I disguised the date as an undertaking of two colleagues getting together after work for another project, a side hustle, an opportunity to generate something, make it worthwhile for her, concoct something that will pique her interest. What exactly? I am not sure, I am not exactly a ladies man and their interests are foreign to me. I hypothesize a free meal will interest her, it's biological, we all get hungry. Maybe I play the long game, buy her lunch on occasion, make her comfortable around me and associate food with me. A little operant conditioning never hurt anybody and I wouldn't have to sustain it, it's only until I get my way. You know what they say, food is the way to a girls heart. Or is it vice versa? Well, who cares? If I move just right I can get her to dinner. I am a decent guy, then maybe we talking and exchanging interests. Maybe we get to our common interests and discuss our future. With liquor and poor judgment we laughing and touchy touchy, maybe it leads to a kiss, who knows? The end result could be coitus.
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