Porn Star II: New heroes

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Porn Star II: New heroes 

Porn is so mainstream that I saw some kid watching it in the bus. He wasn't jerking off or anything like that, he was just captivated by the storyline. He is a strange one, I mean watching for the storyline, I just skip right through to the action. These are our new heroes, the porn stars, these are the rock stars. The kids idolize these guys, I read an article that reported that kids think it's normal to climax on a girl's face. Cum on your face, it's so gross that it's not even inside your body, it's outside, right in the hairy ball sack. Girls know they gotta suck dick, it's customarily, you don't suck dick and you dying alone. Come on let's be real, the blowjob is the first scene of any porn film. Do you spit or swallow? You can't say you don't like sucking dick, that's wrong rephrase, rather you don't know how to suck dick. Aha, now we getting somewhere, admission is the first step to self-improvement. The generic advice is to go on to pornhub and gain tutelage from your favorite pornstar. Porn stars, these are our new heroes. You wanna be one? Oh sorry you gotta have a dick and not a pipi little boy, that won't do, come back when you have grown. The social anxiety of porn, cause now I need "C-cups" and "D-Cups" and my back resembles an ironing board. Porn stars, these are our new heroes, flaunting unrealistic expectations, dicks so big, they basically a third leg. Scissoring ridiculous, if it were dudes, it would be a sword fight. Girl on girl my favorite but a threesum a grandslam, double penetration is brutal especially if it's black guys, It's better to watch the white guys, the blacks have too much confidence, that BDE (Big dick energy) where anything less than 8 inches is a huge disappointment. Porn stars, these are our new heroes, I need to get my lips done, get silicone, practice my vocal chords, try out teabaging and anal doesn't look so bad. Porn stars, these are our new heroes, I heard there's an enlargement pill that can add 6 inches, a pill that will make me a God! 

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