Spite beer

Spite beer

I am tired of feeding other men's habits, week in, week out, I am the one buying beer. These motherfuckers, bloodsuckers, they are sucking me dry, like mosquitos, buzzing, irritating, never contributing anything to the group. How can you come to people with nothing? You wanna drink other men? I am tired of thinking for people who don't think for me. They never buy me beer but I buy for them every time, round after round. I don't need this, I have a girlfriend. They are using me, masquerading as my friends, using me to further their gains, they think I don't see. I am cool guy but I can't be helping niggas all the time, what do they do for me? My compassion is my weakness, I need to get my house in order, I can't be saving other people. 24 Corona is not enough, less than an hour and nothing, I only had two beers, they are working against time, where did the other 22 go? They not using beer as an agent to enhance the experience, instead they using it as a storage tank, gulping the beer not thinking it runs out, now who needs to buy another 24? So I'll get spite beer, something that will deter them, repel them like Peaceful sleep, fucking mosquitoes, a drink that will shrivel their faces like sour grapes. Spite beer is the only solution, I will retain more units of beer while saving up on buying more. Spite beer, now to want beer is to want the spite beer! Spite beer because I need to control my paradigm. Spite beer because I don't need anymore friends. Spite beer because it's more progressive.