BDE (Big Dick Energy)

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BDE (Big Dick Energy)

The pressures of BDE, I hate it, it's overrated. Sure it's got its perks but there's only so much you can do with 10 inches, it's heavy machinery. Sure, I am a legend and a God but sometimes I wish I were average. I am a humble guy and I don't need the spectacles. The pressures of BDE, I hate it, it's overrated. She has a skinny vagina, she keeps on pushing me back, I am hurting her, the worst thing is that I can't push it all in, I'll rip her a part. I am a good guy, I don't want to send her to the emergency room. The pressures of BDE, I hate it, it's overrated. She's reluctant to try out different positions, so I am limited to 3 at most and I still can't go deeper than 6 inches. I am doing it for her, I am being considerate, It's too big, it won't fit. I am decent guy, I don't want to rearrange her guts. They all want 9 inches until it's time to play. It's difficult to be a God. The pressures of BDE, what can I do? I'll take it, God gave me this gift, I'll do my best with it. 

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